Coffee to go

I always jog before work. Because I work in the office, I really need this. S, I jog every day. I have a habit of drinking coffee after my jogging, so I go in coffee house, near my jogging route and take coffee to go. I am doing this for a long time, so it is like a routine. Last week, after my jogging, I went into a coffee house and said to the waiter ‘’One coffee to go, please’’. The man looks at me confused and said ‘’we don’t have a coffee to go’’. I said ‘’Ok, I will drink it here’’. That waiter asks me ‘’why you will drink coffee here?’’ When I looked around me, I saw that this was a private house, near my coffee house! I was ashamed!

At that time, things went even worse! A big dog walks in the room! And I hate dogs, especially huge dogs! It starts chasing me across the room! While I was running, I broke a lamp and two vases! Luckily, the ‘’waiter’’ caught the dog and put it away! I was so ashamed that I couldn’t even apologize to that man! After this incident, I went home. I called my boss and said that I am sick, so I cannot work.
I wanted to stay in my bed whole day, but a few hours later, my boyfriend called me! He said that I must come as fast as I can, there is some serious problem. I went as fast as I could! When I got to his house, there was nobody there, so I walk in the living room. Everyone jumped and said HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

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